In a parallel universe, magic and science are equally as common. And, when interstellar shipping routes were being established, werewolves were the first to sign up to crew the giant freighters.
Werewolves wanted to be free of the earth/moon/sun tyranny, and better control how they regulated their cycles - interstellar travel provided that. Also - not wanting to fall into other previous paradigms of "Lone Wolf" or "Member of a Pack" - they formed the Werewolf Union LOCAL #667 - a confederacy of support for equals.
The Werewolf Union is now one of the preeminent forces in interstellar systems it chooses to operate in, although it has opened its ranks to non-werewolves who qualify to join.
And now, you too can experience the wonders of interstellar travel!
Cualquier Tours, a subsidiary of the Werewolf Union, is pleased to offer you a 90-minute tour of the local Nebula that has a unique outpouring of 4th dimensional life force energy (sometimes known as "magic").
The tour can either be booked for 1 guest with a guide, or for 2 guests - as the cabin can only accommodate two people.
Your viewing point will be the control room of a Werewolf Union freighter - a Gila / Martin Saguaro model by Krawczuk Industries, bio-engineered and magically incantated from a Saguaro cactus, renowned for its self-healing properties.
Through the tireless efforts of our scientists and witch/lawyers you can now safely experience the Nebula first hand without risk of either permanent madness or disintegration!
In fact, those who have visited the Nebula report stress reduction, improved focus and attention, enhanced emotional regulation, lower blood pressure, boost of the immune system, and potentially help with conditions like anxiety and depression, although the most common side effect is being very slightly awestruck.
The tour starts when you meet a guide from your dimension. They will make sure you understand the tour from the parameters of your "here". From there, they will jump you to the parallel universe, and then teleport you to the freighter, where you will spend about an hour traveling to the Nebula, about 15 minutes in the Nebula, and then about 15 minutes post Nebula.
Please see our FREE BROCHURE for more details about the tour.
For booking information as of July 02025, please reach out to:
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